Are Men Really Trash?: The Re-Up

Let us assume, truth is a man. This is a weird analogy but this dogma can lead to some interesting discoveries. Stay with me. Truth, that which is true in accordance with fact or reality. I must admit that its laughable paralleling men with a quality of being true considering they are familiar with breaking…

A Lone Bamboo.

INTRODUCTION The moisture condensed from the atmosphere and fell visibly in separate drops. Mirirai trudged clumsily in the darkness like the antics of a leviathan. She winced at the throbbing pain of her bruised and torn clam. Every step she took was agonizingly unbearable; a result of postpartum afflictions of thigh cramps and distressed spinal…

How To Deal With A Heartbreak Like A Boss

Here is the thing, a heartbreak is the most awful thing to happen to anyone. It’s a heinous assault of human emotions which leaves it’s victims devastated and in worst case scenarios, delirious. Yes delirious ( it leaves you in an acutely disturbed state of mind) This evil does not conform to emotional and mental…

My Worst Break Up Story

A few months ago, I shared the most heartbreaking moment of my life on Twitter. The worst break up of the century. While most persons found it hilarious, it was a harrowing experience, borderline depression and a long walk on the boulevard of self doubt. My kindred inhabitants of Twitter empathized with me, but demanded…

The Light of the Universe

The storm is over now! Walking down the R. Kelly boulevard of TP-2.com She is finally here, baby Zuva Riley Mangwende. What a journey, from The Chronicles of A Pregnant Man, The Shape of Things to Come, Pregnancy Woes, Princess Zuva, The 9th Month, to The Wait Continues and after thee longest 9 months my…

The Wait Continues

Sitting on this uncomfortable as hell chair listening to this man talk out of his rear posterior. I am thinking they looked for the most brittle pine wood and decided, look this could make a great easy chair. An easy chair with two centimetres of paper thin padding. This is the kind of chair given…

The 9th Month

Hello there. I am still pregnant, can you believe it? I am not over due per se but this is beginning to feel tedious. These nine months have been the longest! I shared my wonderful pregnancy discomforts Pregnancy Woes Just coming from my check up and it looks like Princess has turned, head down and…

Heal The World: Child Prostitutes

I hate rants, I really do but at this moment I am seething with anger. My lower lip is quivering, I am telling you froth is forming at the corner of my lips. I am almost bursting with this intense unexpressed anger. It started with this tweet. Image below. Wait what? 9 year olds selling…

Miscarried Friendships

The world is an interconnected web of people with mutual trust and support. Typically gravitating towards each other due to common interests, admiration of certain character traits and good affectionate terms. Friendship. A bond between two people of mutual affection, exclusive of sexual and family relations. I wrote a post about the The Friend That…

Why Are Women Mean to Each Other?

I once read a tweet that said, ā€œIf women ruled the world, there will be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.ā€ Although we might appreciate the good humor, I was amused by the underlying literary miscellany, ridiculing the vices and flaws of women. Why are the majority of…

The Greatest Debate On My Blog: Batman Vs Superman

So last year I wrote a rather interesting and thought provoking piece Why Batman Is Better Than Superman the comments section set ablaze as my readers had different reactions. Although every one tried their best to articulate their opinions there was one person who went in guns blazing, with 200 words per comment. This guy…

The Beginning of A Foodie Journey

I know what you are thinking! A foodie? Yes I have always been one but just too lazy to slave away in the kitchen. Last Saturday I got home exhausted and famished. My helper served me a plate of over cooked rice and a miserable looking chicken stew, no veggies, no salad…no accessories. It tasted…