Buy my book or face years of damnation for literary injustice.

So, guess what? Yours truly, the epitome of brilliance, decided to bless the world with a masterpiece in December. I wrote and published a book, and it's been sitting there on Amazon, gathering dust like a forgotten relic in an ancient tomb. I am here to remind you of your grave sin – your blatant …

An Ode to Offending Drama Enthusiasts

Ah, what a glorious day to wake up on the wrong side of the bed, as if I had a choice in the matter. I can't quite put my finger on why I'm in such a lousy mood today, but let's just chalk it up to the universe playing a cosmic joke on me. Perhaps …

Dressing Up for the Professional Zombie Apocalypse: My Brush with Corporate Fashion Police

Well, well, well, folks. Today, I've got a little tale of corporate hilarity to share with you. You know, the kind that makes you scratch your head and wonder if we've somehow time-travelled back to the '60s when being "different" was frowned upon. So, I recently received an email from our dear HR department, and …

Since You Been Gone

In mornings' hushed embrace I rise,Yet in that sleep's sweet reverie,Recollection strikes, my heart's demise,A pin cushion it becomes, you see. Your existence, a sentiment of old,Locked in memories, a fleeting dawn,Gone now, your warmth, a tale untold,In Hades' grip, my heart's withdrawn. Tears cascade like a river's crest,A wave of grief, my soul does …