A Chapter That Never Made It

Beginning of this year, someone approached me to ghost write for them about politics and Christianity. I thought this was an exciting and broad topic. I had a certain tone and direction to go with, in my head I was already tripping on words, philosophies, theories and ideologies. I mean this was going to be…

Would You Walk A Mile In My Shoes?

It was the summer of 2017, one heavily eight month pregnant woman meandered through a vendor stricken pavement. Its me. The pregnant woman. It was one heck of a hot summer, spotted was a heavily carrying grasshopper wobbling among little pyramids of vegetables arranged with architectural precision. It looked like an obstruction race course, perfect…

The Dawn Of The Zombie Apocalypse

I might have a morbid obsession with zombies, seeing this is not the first time we have discussed zombies on this blog, retro The Undead This has nothing to do with my extreme and irrational fear of the zombie apocalypse. I feel my intuition can guide and wake us up from this nonchalant conduct towards…

Flu Outbreak in Zimbabwe

There is a bug that has been going around lately, affecting children and babies. It’s some equatorial H3N2 bug from the pits of hell. It’s the worst kind of flu that results in bronchitis, fever and pneumonia. I have a two year old son and a five month old daughter who have gone through purgatory…

Embarking on a Journey of Self Love

Hey there. I know, I know. It’s been like what? An entire month since I posted something. I love blogging but February was a hectic month for yours truly. ( It is still crazy over here) Look, I have a two year old son, my five month old daughter and a whole husband. To top…

Are Men Really Trash?: The Re-Up

Let us assume, truth is a man. This is a weird analogy but this dogma can lead to some interesting discoveries. Stay with me. Truth, that which is true in accordance with fact or reality. I must admit that its laughable paralleling men with a quality of being true considering they are familiar with breaking…

A Lone Bamboo.

INTRODUCTION The moisture condensed from the atmosphere and fell visibly in separate drops. Mirirai trudged clumsily in the darkness like the antics of a leviathan. She winced at the throbbing pain of her bruised and torn clam. Every step she took was agonizingly unbearable; a result of postpartum afflictions of thigh cramps and distressed spinal…

How To Deal With A Heartbreak Like A Boss

Here is the thing, a heartbreak is the most awful thing to happen to anyone. It’s a heinous assault of human emotions which leaves it’s victims devastated and in worst case scenarios, delirious. Yes delirious ( it leaves you in an acutely disturbed state of mind) This evil does not conform to emotional and mental…

My Worst Break Up Story

A few months ago, I shared the most heartbreaking moment of my life on Twitter. The worst break up of the century. While most persons found it hilarious, it was a harrowing experience, borderline depression and a long walk on the boulevard of self doubt. My kindred inhabitants of Twitter empathized with me, but demanded…

The Light of the Universe

The storm is over now! Walking down the R. Kelly boulevard of TP-2.com She is finally here, baby Zuva Riley Mangwende. What a journey, from The Chronicles of A Pregnant Man, The Shape of Things to Come, Pregnancy Woes, Princess Zuva, The 9th Month, to The Wait Continues and after thee longest 9 months my…

The Wait Continues

Sitting on this uncomfortable as hell chair listening to this man talk out of his rear posterior. I am thinking they looked for the most brittle pine wood and decided, look this could make a great easy chair. An easy chair with two centimetres of paper thin padding. This is the kind of chair given…

The 9th Month

Hello there. I am still pregnant, can you believe it? I am not over due per se but this is beginning to feel tedious. These nine months have been the longest! I shared my wonderful pregnancy discomforts Pregnancy Woes Just coming from my check up and it looks like Princess has turned, head down and…