Prompt : Hate It

hate it…

When things don’t explode as I walk away…

When saucy dogs hump other people’s legs…

When molotov cocktails don’t break on the first throw…

When theme music doesn’t play as I enter the vicinity…

When being ordained an e-minister doesn’t strike fear in the hearts of children…

When I buy a lab coat and stethoscope but he still won’t call me “Dr.”…

When I’m lazy to read through all these to see what’s already been done…

When the light I’m watching turns green, so I lunge forward, but it’s not my light…

When the internet doesn’t have a requisite IQ captcha…

When I get identified in a line up…

When I bite into a raisin cookie thinking its a chocolate chip cookie…

When my finger pokes a hole through tissue paper when wiping the business…