Now I love surprises don’t get me wrong. I love to surprise people, I love receiving a surprise, I love watching someone else get a surprise BUT, having your bare bottom hit the toilet water in the middle of the night is NOT my idea of a fun little surprise.
Now some members of my family may have thought this was a fabulous surprise and I appreciate the time and thought that went into surprising me however I view this somewhere along the lines of torture. This surprise can get your heart rate to double instantly and your muscles tensed as you go from sleepy and.relaxed to startled and alarmed as you lash out for something anything to save yourself with. I grab the towel rack and I feel it slip away from my hand. Such a horrific moment.
I’m left holding Malik’s tiny socks or Hubby’s boxers, I’m still not sure. Sad and defeated sitting ass to porcelain his words ring hard in my ear…”why is it my job to put the seat down, why ain’t it your job to lift it up?” It’s at this moment that I realize why.
I have figured out the.answer to that. It’s your job (period) because if it’s not then I am going to alter you so you will have to sit down when you pee like me. That’s why! Discussion over, surprise was fabulous thanks now no more.