A Tribute To President Mugabe’s 92nd Birthday

robert-mugabeMy President just turned 92 years! Its not everyday when a country is led by a man close to a century old so I have decided to celebrate R.G Mugabe’s birthday with some of his famous/infamous quotes and sayings that will leave you with a cocktail of emotions. Some are hilarious, witty, intelligent, preposterous, bold and don’t forget to pick your jaw from the floor because I guarantee you, it’s going to drop! Here we go.

 

 

Even Satan was not gay; he approached naked Eve instead of naked Adam.

 

 

The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.

 

 

If President Barrack Obama wants me to allow marriage of the same sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first.

 

 

I am still the Hitler of the time. This Hitler has only one objective. Justice for his people, sovereignty for his people, recognition of the independence of his people and their rights over their resources. If that is Hitler, then let me be Hitler ten fold. Ten times, that is what we stand for.

 

 

What is the problem? We now have aeroplanes, which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors.

 

 

We don’t mind having sanctions banning us from Europe. We are not Europeans.

 

 

Only God who appointed me, will remove me.

 

 

The land is ours. It’s not European and we have taken it, we have given it to the rightful people. Those of white extraction who happen to be in the country and are farming are welcome to do so, but they must do so on a basis of equality.

 

 

South Africans will kick down a statue of dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he is a foreigner.

 

 

We are not hungry…Why foist this food upon us? We don’t want to be choked. We have enough.

 

It’s your support, which enables me with my small frame to instill fear in the likes of Obama.

 

 

You take gold and leave holes in my country, no!

 

 

We did not send away the whites. We took away our land

 

 

Africa must revert to what it was before the imperialists divided it. These are artificial divisions, which we, in our pan African concept will seek to remove it.

 

 

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentleman. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want a nation of gentleman.

 

The UK set gay gangsters on me.

 

 

Don’t fight over girlfriends. The country is full of beautiful women. If you can’t get one, come to Mugabe for assistance.

 

 

Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realize that witchcraft is real.

 

 

You describe our country as if it’s a graveyard.

 

 

Our small and peaceful country is threatened by covetous and bigoted powers whose hunger for domination and control of other nations and their resources knows no bounds.

 

 

 

This pretty much sums up the legendary African statesman R.G Mugabe. Long lives the president! *gulps shot and throws glass at the wall* Vagrancy resides here.

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4 Comments Add yours

  1. Mr Mayor says:

    I can add a few
    The white man is not indigenous to Africa. Africa is for Africans. Zimbabwe is for Zimbabweans.

    So, Blair keep your England, and let me keep my Zimbabwe.

    On gays. They are worse than dogs and pigs.

    And of cause when he described the prophets as fly by night

    And this one takes the trophy
    Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum & you realise witchcraft is real

    Liked by 4 people

    1. Makaitah says:

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 he is just hilarious!

      Liked by 1 person

  2. HAHAHAHAHAHA, i can’t …hahahaha

    Liked by 1 person

  3. David says:

    I wish he was president of Nigeria. I so love the old man

    Liked by 1 person

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