The Lion King

Lion King is everyone’s favorite Disney movie, but there’s a few things people should know. Shits about to get real. You have been warned.

A pride usually has one male lion that has free reign over every lioness, banging them on the reg. He just slaughters lioness pussy all day. He’s the father of every cub in the pride. If a rival lion takes over the pride, he kills all the cubs because they don’t carry his genetics. Natural selection.

In the beginning of the Lion King, we see that Simba and Nala have different moms. We know Nala wouldn’t be alive if she didn’t have Mufasa’s genetics. So then we have to assume hes the father.*” But what if she is from another pride and comes by to hang out?”
Prides don’t hang out . If one pride goes into another’s territory they are in for an all out fucking war. If Nala was from another pride, she would be getting digested in Mufasa’s stomach.

*”But what about Scar? Maybe he is the father?”

He is the Beta. Lionesses don’t want his shit genetics when Mufasa is walking around with a mane looking fine as hell. Disney makes sure to draw Scar as physically inferior and weaker than Mufasa. His coat is Literally the colour of shit. So the only logical conclusion is: Nala is Simbas’s half sister.

Simba fucked his sister. Then he had kids with his sister. And you blind fools ate that shit up. Now pick up whats left of your childhood and get the fuck outta here. You disgust me.

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3 Comments Add yours

    1. Makaitah says:

      Thank you for stalking by! Sorry I meant to say for stopping by πŸ˜‰

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      1. πŸ™‚ either ways… im okay with it

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